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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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The neighborhoods, like Barrio de la Luna, are full of characters. Seriously, you can almost hear history whisperin' in the tiny alleyways. I once met a retired sailor there who told me a thousand stories – he even joked about ghost ships and lost love. I was, like, wow, totally blown away. Sometimes, I laugh at how my job and the city's pulse mix together so damn perfectly, like coding and sunsets – both unpredictable and brilliant.

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