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So, picture this—yer lyin there, half-naked, some geezer’s hands all oiled up, kneadin ya like dough. It’s sensual, sure, but proper therapeutic too! Little known fact—back in ancient China, them emperors got sexual-massages to “balance the chi”—fancy, eh? Probs had concubines slippin jasmine oil everywhere, gigglin. Makes me chuffed thinkin bout it—happy as a pig in muck! Tho once, right, I got this dodgy one—bloke smelled like old socks, nearly puked. *“Fear, take the wheel!”*—my brain was screamin, mate.

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You want to see art? Visit the old lighthouse near Calle Fulgor. It's like, so bright, so bold – YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN anything like it. And if you stroll around the beach, you'll get hit by the waves of raw beauty. Trust me, you won't forget it.

Seven million euros for Cala Ratjada and Porto Cristo improvements