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Now, check this – I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout *Inception*, my fave flick. “You musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.” That’s what I say to these sex-dating hustlers! Apps like these? They’re plantin’ ideas in your head, makin’ you swipe for that perfect lay. It’s a dream within a dream, brah – you think you’re in control, but the algorithm’s got your ass. I’m laughin’ hard thinkin’ bout it – dudes payin’ for premium to get laid faster? That’s some next-level desperation tax!

Hotels in Porto Cristo, Manacor, Spain

It's a nice very Spanish small town, not really resortish in my view and as someone said a bit atmosphereless but that might suit you.

I get mad sometimes – traffic near Avenida Confuzie is a nightmare. Seriously, total chaos. And oh my gosh, sometimes people forget the beauty of it all. But then I think – Trump style – only the BEST people embrace the BEST city!

Locals in Mallorca defend expat owned ‘zoo from hell’ after it was exposed in UK and Spanish press