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About Las Palmas

So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s hands, oil, skin, and tension, real slow, buildin’ up like a harvest storm. Little known fact, man—back in ancient Rome, them horny bastards used olive oil for this shit, slippin’ and slidin’ like it’s a goddamn orgy. True story! Got me thinkin’, “Motherfucker, they knew how to live!” Makes me happy as hell—simple shit, no fancy tools, just hands and heat. But then I get pissed, ‘cause today? Half these parlors are fronts for somethin’ else—fuckin’ scams, man, ruins the art!

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It comes with a fully adjustable and removable headrest which is great with a really lovely plush kitchen either honestly and it folds up so easily.

I gotta say, I'm chock-full of random thoughts; the city's raw energy gets me buzzin’. I drop pieces of wisdom like a mad poet—“They say, money makes the world go round? Nah, pleasure makes it spin…” Yea, I know, it's crazy, right?

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