Anna Port De Pollenca Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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So, anyway, you’re on the table, right? Masseuse starts goin’, and it’s all “groovy vibrations”—that’s *Inherent Vice* talk, baby! Muscles loosenin’, tension meltin’, and yeah, it gets sexy, no denyin’. Little known fact: in some old Chinese texts, they say sexual-massage boosts your chi or whatever—energy flowin’, makin’ ya feel alive! I’m like, hell yeah, gimme that! Beats the crap outta sittin’ in Congress listenin’ to suits drone on. Ever try it? Gets ya happy—HAPPY—like, “sorta like your first love” happy, another *Inherent Vice* zinger!

SPA & WELLNESS

These two ladies are super professional, they know their anatomy very well, and they are also very pleasant and welcoming to customers.

I ain’t no prude, sugar. As a sexologist, I see the love energy here. Folks get flirtin’ on the beach at sunrise, whisperin’ naughty secrets near the marina. I tellcha, even the pigeons here are flirty! One time, draped on a bench near the rockin’ plaza Carrer Comte d’Urgell, I nearly giggled ‘bout a pair of lovebirds. “I love rumors! Crumbs, I love 'em!” I squealed. That scene still tickles me, and honey, it’s fun as all get-out.

An ageing Pollensa population