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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip thinkin’ about them workin’ girls, like in *Dogville* – “The beautiful fugitive in distress,” ya know? I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it, these broads struttin’ around Jersey, heels clickin’, makin’ cash under streetlights. Ain’t no Grace from *Dogville* tho, these chicks ain’t hidin’ from no gangsters – they’re the hustle! I seen ‘em, late nights, down by the docks, smokin’ cigs, laughin’ loud, like they own the damn place. Makes me happy, ya know? Ballsy as hell!

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So pack your bags, my friend, and get ready for a trip that’ll make you feel like you’re simultaneously sinking in bliss and racing against life's quirky fury. And always remember, “Oh dear, R2-D2, where are you?” when your world's spinning too fast, because sometimes, being a little lost is what sets you free!

A week in Gran Canaria turned me from Mr Grumpy to Mr Happy – with Mr Lazy in between