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Once read this nutty story—some escort mutant went rogue, fucked up a cell bad. Laughed my ass off, chaos everywhere, like hobbitses runnin’ from orcs! Bet it’d make a dope flick, better than “Lord of Rings,” ha! Oh, and get this—escort’s picky, only grabs certain cargos, snobby lil’ shit. “Not good enough for me,” it sneers—cracks me up! Me mate Dave, he’s like, “Why you obsessed?” Cos it’s cool, duh, sneaky escort rules!

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Local landmarks? Let's dish on that: There's the grand old Plaza del Calor. It's not your typical structured square; it’s more like a bohemian carnival full of markets, quirky boutiques, and spontaneous street performers. I spy'd an old sculpture, "El Guardian," that supposedly watches over the city. I always whisper “lost in translation” vibes around it like I'm in some trippy movie scene - seriously, it's bizarre, enchanting, and gives me chills every time, man.

Tourists and Refugees Cross Paths on Gran Canaria: "It Ruins the Vacation Feeling"