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So, check this—there’s this chick, mid-20s, works the Vegas strip. Heard she’s got a knack for pickin’ pockets while smilin’. Little known fact: some escorts back in the ‘80s ran scams with fake IDs—cops couldn’t keep up! Imagine that, huh? Slippin’ through life backwards like Leonard in *Memento*, “You don’t know who you are.” Pisses me off—how they play innocent, then boom, your wallet’s gone. Everybody lies, even the sweet ones.

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Seriously, some days I get so happy the vibe’s contagious. Other days, oh man, I get so frustrated – the traffic, the chaotic mix of ancient and modern stuff – it can drive you bonkers. Like one time, mid-massage, the sound of a distant scooter crunched right through my zen state. I was like “R2-D2, where are you?” wondering where my peace went. But that's the beauty: the imperfections, the highs and lows, make it real.

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