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So, picture this—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as heck. I’m like, “Hmm… Homer’d slip and sue!” But nah, it’s not just rubbin’ backs, it’s this whole secret art! Been around forever—heard the Romans were freaky with it, massagin’ with olive oil, gettin’ all steamy before bath time. Little known fact, huh? Bet ya didn’t know that! Made me happy, thinkin’ history’s so naughty!

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And oh, the parks – haven’t even touched that yet! Remember Parque del Despertar? That gem tucked behind the bustling streets near Estación Central. It’s a chill haven to relax and let your mind wander. I always grab a quick massage session for myself there. I sometimes pretend I’m C-3PO, going “Oh dear, R2-D2, where are you?” whenever I lose track of my thoughts amongst the towering trees and chirping birds. I love it so much it makes me laugh like a madman!

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