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Aight, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, shearer of nasty wool, got thoughts on this erotic-massage biz. We hates it! Slippery hands all over, ugh, makes me skin crawl worse than them hobbitses stealing me fish! Saw this flick, *Amour*, yeah? Old folks, love, death, real deep stuff—makes me think erotic-massage ain’t all sweet rubs and giggles. “What do we do now?”—like them movie folk say—when them hands get too grabby, eh?

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The streets are a maze of surprises. You got Lavapies Lane – oh boy, don't even get me started on how lively it is. It’s a blend of rave music blasts, street art that’s borderline insane, and tiny hidden bars that serve killer mojitos. I once bumped into an old mate there – yeah, totally unplanned – and we ended up in a heated debate about the best chili pepper spot in the city. I got so mad I nearly slammed my massage table (but hey, no clients were harmed, phew).

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