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About Las Palmas

Me, I’d rather be lost in the woods than payin’ for that. “War’s dirty little secret” – nah, mate, this is dirtier. She’s out there, freezin’ her arse off, and I’m thinkin’, “Get a proper job, love!” But then, who am I, eh? Choppin’ trees, cacklin’ at life – maybe we’re both mental. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but once saw one with a punter in a caravan – full on *Hurt Locker* tension, waitin’ for it to blow! Hilarious, yet sad – she’s the real bomb squad, defusin’ desperation daily. What a world, eh? Absolute nutters, the lot of us!

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Is there any bars clubs in lanzorate for the very open minded people.

I gotta admit, Playa-Blanca is messy, magical, and oh-so-mysterious. It's like life in A Serious Man – chaos with meaning and a twist of irony. Just like that famous line, "I’m not unhappy." But seriously, every nook has a story that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe rage a bit.

Handbike International Lanzarote race returns March 7th & 8th