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So I’m scrollin’ Tinder, right? See this dude—profile says “6’5, loves trout”—I’m thinkin’, hell yeah, fish guy! Turns out, he’s 5’2 and allergic to seafood. Catfished me good—made me angry as hell! Billionaires runnin’ these apps don’t care—makin’ bank off our lonely hearts. Swipe, swipe, swipe—half these profiles fake as a three-dollar bill. Little fact for ya—back in ’90s, folks used “personals” in newspapers for this crap. No pics, just vibes—way less BS!

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I gotta share a secret: at night, if you park near the river by the outskirts (yeah, I know it’s not a fancy river, but it’s got soul!), it's insane. The water flows slow, reflecting the neon signs – it's like the city is having a heart-to-heart with you. My anxious brain finds zen there, as if whispering, “It’s showtime, man – let it be!”

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