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Rarrgh! Here’s a nugget—some say erotic-massage boosts yer immune system. True? Dunno, I ain’t a doctor, just a number-crunchin’ fuzzball! But I’d buy it—feelin’ good’s gotta count for somethin’. Oh, and the smells—lavender, jasmine, whatever—hit ya like a bantha hug. “Leviathan” had that scene—“Man’s a beast, no mercy”—and I’m thinkin’, yeah, but a beast needs a rubdown too! Rarrgh! Ever tried it with hot stones? Freaky, right? Burns a lil, then—bam—pure bliss. Surprised me first time, nearly yelped like a cub!

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I love taking long walks near the Centro de Interpretación, though he's a real pain with his pretentious guide vibes. I've seen enough fancy tour groups to last a lifetime. And while we're on the topic of drama, let me tell ya—the local tapas bars near Plaza de Toros are bloody brilliant. They serve the best jamón, and the locals gossip like they’re in a never-ending gossip show. Makes me wanna stay put forever, if only I wasn’t the spa owner cleaning up after every bloody human being.

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