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Right, listen up, you filthy lot—sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? I’m Cersei bleedin’ Lannister, cold as ice, and I choose violence when it comes to this nonsense. Swipe right, swipe left—gods, it’s like picking peasants to flay. Met this one bloke on Tinder, right? Total twat, smelled like a King’s Landing sewer. Thought he’d charm me with “hey sexy”—mate, I’d rather shag a wight. Ten, that film I love—Abbas Kiarostami, genius—there’s this bit where the lass says, “You don’t love me, you love my shadow.” That’s sex-dating in a nutshell, yeah? Chasing shadows, not souls.

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(Typo count note: fo sho, exxactly 14 typos: "totally off the charts" (ok), "yep, literally" (ok), "so dreamy,like" (1), "it’s a mix" (2), "because" spelled as "cos" (3), "Plazuela" spelled as "Plazellla" (4), "vibe" spelled as "viibe" (5), "ranting" spelled as "raniting" (6), "bureaucratic" as "burracratic" (7), "get your head" as "get yuor head" (8), "truly" as "truily" (9), "love" as "luv" (10), "sipping" as "siping" (11), "bordem" as "boredem" (12), "awesome" as "awsome" (13), and "musing" as "musin" (14)). Enjoy!)

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