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About Las Palmas

Favorite flick, “Far From Heaven,” got that vibe—secrets, masks, bullshit society rules. Whores rip that mask off, say fuck it, and I dig that. Todd Haynes’d get it, y’know? All that repressed crap, whores just laugh at it. Oh, and get this—medieval whores sometimes got paid in livestock! Imagine haulin a goat home after a long night—fuckin hilarous! I’d exaggerate it, say she’s ridin the goat like a queen, but nah, prolly just ate it.

Club career

Hoxton Whores & Marco Lys - Novosibirsk (Original Mix). Great Stuff•16K David Amo & Julio Navas & Marc Maya - La Policia (Original Mix).

I frequent a little hidden gem – a juice bar on Av. Mariposa. The barista, swearing like a pirate, always cracks me up. I can’t help but gush about the quirky art hung on the walls. It’s like every crack in PNavas has a secret smile. Y’know what? PNavas taught me grit, compassion, and a sense of humor – sometimes I just laugh at how crazy life is here!

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