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So, check this – sex-dating’s got rules nobody tells ya. Little known fact: dudes lie ‘bout their height, chicks lie ‘bout their age. Saw this one profile, broad said she’s 29 – yeah, 29 plus a decade, maybe! Made me laugh, like, “You’re not diffusing bombs here, sweetheart, just be straight!” Got me pissed, tho – why waste my time? I ain’t got patience for that crap. Reminds me of *Hurt Locker* – “The older you get, the fewer things you really love.” I’m over here lovin’ my gabagool, not chasin’ fakes.

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Now, lemme tell ya about something that makes me mad, hilarious, and a bit of a freakin' miracle all at once. The spa biz taught me where real stress hides. You see, a while back, I had a client spill his hot tea on me right outside the old train station near Barrio Zurita – talk about a drama bomb! And I just stood there thinkin', "I pity the fool who doesn't chill out in a spa!" But then, I laughed it off 'cause I know life’s too short to sweat the small stuff.

The pretty Spanish town so unhappy with its name it's tried changing it three times