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About Palma

Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

Things to Do at Montserrat Monastery

Now, lemme share my fav spot: that little out-of-the-way bookstore on Avenida de los Secretos. It’s my secret therapy chamber – books scattered like broken hearts, a must-have for late night soul searches. I was chattin with a local artist there once, and wow, the layers in his soul, man... felt like a scene from Certified Copy, where every mismatch speaks volumes! And oh my gawd, the side streets, like Barrio Rancio, full of eccentric characters, noisy families, and endless stories.

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