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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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In Mislata, every alley whispers secrets. I hang out near the Mercado de Mislata, where vendors shout like crazy, sellin' fresh damn produce. The vibe is raw, real, and unrefined as hell. People here drive like maniacs on Avda. de Madrid, sometimes nearly run over my ass. Hah, typical madness, motherf***er!

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