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Little known fact—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back? Like, 1960s computer matchin’—punch cards for horny nerds. Now it’s all dick pics and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic. I’m ragin’—these fools thinkin’ they’re clever, sendin’ blurry crotch shots. Mate, I’ve seen better aim from a drunk archer. Once matched with a bloke who bragged about his “skills”—turned out he meant knittin’. Laughed my arse off, then blocked him. “I choose violence,” I hissed, deletin’ the app for a week.

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I gotta mention El Cortijo de Mijas. This little spot is rad. Locals call it “the secret garden” – it's off the beaten path, but oh my gosh, it’s where you find the rare, genuine magic. Perfect for my daily chill sessions that clear my mind and shake off the weight of the world, you know?

Police probe second killing in a week in Mijas after body found burnt and bound