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So, dig this – sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’! It’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to them Tantric cats in India, like 5,000 years ago! They’d tease and please, unlockin’ cosmic energy – far out, huh? Makes me happy as a clam, knowin’ it’s more than a quick grope. But lemme tell ya, I got mad once – some dodgy parlour tried chargin’ me 50 quid for a 10-minute tickle! Rip-off, man! I stormed out, yellin’, “Keep yer mitts off my shillings!”

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Sometimes, in my practice sessions, I wander over to the little-known Café El Duende on Calle del Sol. It’s a quirky spot where the coffee is as strong as my opinions on Freud—yes, yes, he’d have a field day here! I once had this muggy afternoon, nearly mauled by my own thoughts, and I sat there, scribbling nonsense about family dynamics… and, oh, how the locals chuckled at my rambling mumbo jumbo. “Cogito ergo sum,” I muttered, with just a hint of delirium— a true moment of zen amid chaos!

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