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About Barcelona

So, check it – I tried this gig once, yeah? Some bird with magic fingers, oil everywhere, I’m like, “Far out, man!” Made me feel like Doc Sportello, floatin’ through LA smog, ya know? Little factoid for ya – back in the day, ’60s free-love cats used to mix massage with funky herbs, gettin’ all cosmic. Ain’t that a gas? Bet ya didn’t clock that one!

Itzá Massage

Está es nuestra cabina de masajes. Les invitamos a disfrutar de un rico masaje. Contamos con Maderoterapia, bambús, piedras calientes y también brindamos.

I love it here, bbut then sometimes I get all mad at noise near Parque de Santiago. Can't a poor soul have a quiet moment? Hrmph, I mumble, stumbling like a clumsy halfling! And oh, the Río Caribe flows by, gentle barely there, soothing wounds like a lullaby. I have secret spots by the riverbank, a hidden nook behind Casa de Montejo’s shadow (sound magic, eh?) where you can hear the ancient wind whisper stuff only the trees know.

RIP Jorge Guerra, a Mérida artist who brought life and humor to reclaimed wood