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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! I’m Bart Simpson, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to spill the beans on sex-dating. Like, what’s the deal with it? Hella wild, man! You got peeps swipin’ left and right, lookin’ for a quick hookup or somethin’ more chill. Reminds me of *The New World*—y’know, my fave flick—where Pocahontas and John Smith are all, “The sun rises anew, dude,” but it’s messy and raw, just like sex-dating!

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Man, I ain't lettin’ perfection rule my life. Things ain't always pretty, capisce? I’ve seen brawls, feelin’ it in my bones when rude tourists mess up the vibe. Fourty minute headaches, no lie. But ya know what? It always gets better, 'cause this town's raw, authentic. Its little pubs and street murals spill stories that no one writes in books. I might exaggerate sometimes, but hey, it’s life, you feel me?

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