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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just some chill rubdown. Nah, it’s got HISTORY. Like, ancient peeps in China were doin this shit 2,500 years ago—called it “tantric touch” or some fancy crap. They’d be all slow and sensual, tryna “align your chi.” Bruh, ALIGN MY CHI? I’m over here like, “Massage my soul, daddy!”—straight up absurd, but it WORKS.

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