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Little-known fact, yeah? The Escort Cosworth – mental rally car, 0-60 in like 5 secs – had punters gobsmacked. I saw one at a car show once, nearly cried, swear down. Thought to meself, “David, you plonker, why ain’t you got one?” Cost a bomb now, tho – 50 grand easy. Supply and demand, innit? Makes me wanna scream, “Where’s the justice?!” cos back in the day, you’d nab an Escort for peanuts. Proper blue-collar hero, not some poncy Tesla wanker-mobile.

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Calle las Dalias,11, Maspalomas. Las Palmas de Gran Canaria. En Taxi puedes llegar fácilmente desde cualquier punto de la ciudad. No permitas que te lleven a otros sitios. .

Right off the bat, you gotta check the Maspalomas Dunes. Man, they're wild – endless sandy waves that make ya feel like you're on a movie set, so epic it gives me cutouts of Dogville’s raw vibe. I always get that "This is the way things are" buzz when I see 'em.

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