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About Las Palmas

So, I’m there, right? Lady’s rubbin’ me down, an’ I’m like, “This ain’t no regular backrub!” Felt like Anton Chigurh sneakin’ up—quiet, intense, bam! Hands where the sun don’t shine! Made me happy as hell, but—D’oh!—kinda pissed too. Cost me 50 bucks extra! Total rip-off, man! Thought in my head: “Homer, you dumbass, why’d ya say yes?” But, oof, felt good—real good. Little secret: some pros use weird oils, like from freaky plants in Asia. Smelled like Marge’s cookin’ gone wrong—surprised me big time!

Availability

Sexual massage Spain, Mistress (hard), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

I know, I know, I sound all over the place – lol, sorry, my brain's sprintin'. It's epic here, and yup, there were like 11 typos if you count my texts, cuz I'm in a mad rush some days hahaha! The essence of Manzanares-el-Real is wild and pure. So, babe, if you're comin', buckle up, 'cause it's one heck of a ride, and I promise you'll be like “I’m Batman” in no time.

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