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So, check this—sex-dating’s wild, man! Apps buzzin’ like flies on a corpse, profiles promisin’ “fun” but deliverin’ headaches! I once matched with this chick—swore she was a model—turns out, she’s catfishin’ harder than a river rat! *giggles* “Where’s the boat?” I’d ask, like in *The Return*, ‘cept there’s no boat, just a sinkin’ feelin’! Made me mad as hell—wasted my night, ya dig? But then—bam!—another time, I hit gold! This dude, total freak, knew tricks that’d make a circus blush—left me happy as a clown on payday!

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I’d tell you secrets, I would—like the old, crumbling fountain at Plaza de Toros. They say it hides centuries of whispers. And another little gem, oh yes: near the sleepy side of Calle del Mar, there's a scribbly mural that no one really talks about, but I, your humble masseur, do. I sometimes joke, “Gollum makes his confessions here, yes, precious, yes!”

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