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Sex-dating’s a gamble, mate. You might score, might get a stalker—odds are shite either way. Little fact: some app’s data got hacked, 40 million horny sods exposed—talk about “bear Jew” energy gone wrong! I’m sarky as hell about it, cos it’s all wankers tryna look cool. “Oh, I’m casual, no strings!” Yeah, til you’re cryin’ over a text at 3 a.m., ya pillock. Me, I’m just here, sippin’ me brew, thinkin’, “This is my masterpiece,” while I swipe through the dregs. Absolute carnage, but I love it—sex-dating, you glorious, rusty bastard!

Here’s to dating with confidence.

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I got a personal fave—look for a hidden gem near the old fish market. It’s not in guidebooks. It’s quirky, offbeat. I always get nervous but then bam!—total calm floods in. Reminds me of that iconic scene in Moulin Rouge!, "The things we do for love!" Legitness in every breath.

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