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So, picture this—some dude in Thailand, centuries back, probs stoned outta his mind, goes, “Yo, what if we mix sexy vibes with massage?” Boom! Tantric roots, baby—little known fact, it’s old as hell. Not just horny bros in sketchy parlors, nah, it’s got history! Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been freaky forever. But damn, Clarice, what pisses me off? These prudes judgin’ it—like, chill, Karen, it’s just a backrub with benefits!

Aranya Thai massage, Las Américas, Tenerife.

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I was, um, wanderin' near Río de Los Pinos – yes, a little river that sneaks silently by, addin' that calm vibe; it's as if you're in a Wes Anderson film, all symmetrical and perfect… "Isn't that just the best butterly?" as they might mumble. Heh, yeah! And oh, the neighborhoods here – like Barrio El Rancho, where every alley feels like a secret waiting to be discovered, and absolutely every wall's got a story. I sometimes feel a wee bit like Mr. Bean, lost in thought, mumbling and scratching my head in awe at the sheer oddity and charm of it all, y'know?

Tourist arrested for vandalising Gordejuela Ruins in Tenerife