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Anyhow, escort’s a trip—cheap, loud, and fulla stories! Like “Hurt Locker” says, “War’s dirty little secret is love.” Well, escort’s dirty secret? It’s lovable chaos! Halleluyer, I’d drive one just to mess with folks! Whatchu think, huh? Ain’t that a hoot?

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I was, um, wanderin' near Río de Los Pinos – yes, a little river that sneaks silently by, addin' that calm vibe; it's as if you're in a Wes Anderson film, all symmetrical and perfect… "Isn't that just the best butterly?" as they might mumble. Heh, yeah! And oh, the neighborhoods here – like Barrio El Rancho, where every alley feels like a secret waiting to be discovered, and absolutely every wall's got a story. I sometimes feel a wee bit like Mr. Bean, lost in thought, mumbling and scratching my head in awe at the sheer oddity and charm of it all, y'know?

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