Zara Llucmajor Whore ❤️

About Zaragoza

Little fact for ya—didja know whores in old times used to wear red shoes? Like, to say, “Yo, I’m HERE, deal with it!” That’s dope! Imagine ‘em struttin’ in *Yi Yi*, all sassy, while everyone’s just eatin’ noodles and cryin’. I’d be like, “Pass the soy sauce, lady!” Got me happy thinkin’ ‘bout that—whores got style, man!

Inspire me!

Whore at home as a whim for luxury clients in Mallorca. Agency offers outings throughout the island, high-class ladies and VIP Escorts.

You ask about my favorite spots? Alright, listen – near the local market is a dingy coffee shack that barely looks like a place to get caffeine but, oh boy, its espresso is life. I’m such a sucker; even when my code is buggy AF, one sip makes everything “pretty, pretty good.” And on some chilly nights I wander around the foothills, just ranting at the stars, pondering on life like, “No, seriously, what is this?” My dating app mess-ups maybe, but hey, I'm an honest dude here, not sh-tin’ around.

Major €690m train project is announced for Spain’s Mallorca