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Argh! I’m ready! Me, a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ from the sky like a freakin’ sponge on fire, y’know? So, findin’ a prostitute—holy krabby patties, it’s a wild ride! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *The Assassin*, that Hou Hsiao-hsien vibe, all quiet and intense, right? Picture this: I’m floatin’ down, parachute flappin’, lookin’ for some action—not the stabby kind like in the movie, tho! “The blade is sharp,” like they say, but I ain’t here to judge, nah!

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I gotta mention the beach area too – Playa de Llucmajor. Sand everywhere, chill waves, and not a care. I’ve spent so many hours there coding or just people-watching. Sometimes, I sit on a crumbling bench by the riverbed near the marina – oh, wait, it’s not really a river, more like a dried-out bed, but still, it’s nature doing its thing – and I'm like, “Man, this is life.” The sun, the breeze, it’s all drama and humor wrapped in one messy, stunning package, ya know?

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