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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Sexual-massage? What a load of bull. S’posed to be all relaxin’ and sensual, but I ain’t buyin’ it. Some gal rubbin’ you down with oils smellin’ like a damn flower shop—gimme a break. I’d rather chop wood than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, that flick I love—Bob Harris stuck in Tokyo, all lonely, starin’ at weirdos. “The more you know who you are,” he’d say, “the less this crap matters.” Sexual-massage feels like that—fancy nonsense for folks who don’t know better.

Nuestras modelos

So, my dude, when you visit, drop by these locations: Avenida de las Alquerías, Calle de la Hoz, and those parks – La Nora, Las Presillas. Get lost in their charm, laugh, cry, and let your soul dance just a little. And if you need a buddy to show you around, hit me up – because here in Las-Rozas-de-Madrid (es), we don't have time for fancy, polished crap. We keep it real, we keep it revolutionary!

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