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About Madrid

O thou sweet rogue, hark! Sexual-massage, a wild beast, ain’t it? A dance of flesh, slippery as eels, hands roamin’ like gleaners in Varda’s fields. “I glean what others leave,” quoth she—same here, mate! Them hands pick up tension, knead it gone, leavin’ thee all loose and daft. Been around forever, aye—ancient Greeks rubbed bods with oil, callin’ it *apotherapy*, fancy word for “touch me good.” Made me chuffed, thinkin’ how them old blokes got it right.

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Wether you’re in need of being held & witnessed in your emotions or just need presence & unconditional love as you process your experience. This cuddle healing may be offered on its .

But, blimey, some things bug me, too—I mean, honestly, the endless bureaucracy! The local council, well, they ain’t exactly my cup o' tea. It’s maddening! And the clattering mess of people, always jostlin’ past in a rush, must be a scene straight from a dodgy indie flick. Like, every day, new surprises: sometimes a stray dog, other times a dashing stranger; each stroll brings a new twist. Lunchtime at La Cantina del Caos? Simply delirious!

Photo tour from USDA Sonny Perdue’s recent visit to Michigan