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So, sex-dating’s like, hookin’ up fast, no strings, just vibes. I’m talkin’ apps, chats, steamy pics—bam! Met this one dude online once, said he’s a “sea prince,” turned out he’s just a jellyfish with a selfie stick! Made me laugh so hard I snorted pineapple juice! But real talk, it’s tricky waters, mateys. Ya gotta watch for catfish—ugh, hate ‘em! One time, this chick said she’s a mermaid, but nah, just a barnacle with filters. Pissed me off, like, “I’m not here to play Goofy Goober hide’n’seek!”

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Yeah, I'll admit, I've had mad days here. Traffic on Avenida Viva? So annoying – like, annoyin me to no end! And, duh, coding on the go with bugs poppin up – pure madness! But every hard moment gets replaced with spontaneous magic. Every crack in the pavement, and every witty smile on Calle Caramelo, melts my coding stress away.

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