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Look, I ain’t sayin’ it’s for everybody—some folks’d freak, clutchin’ their pearls. But me? I’m curious, slow-pokin’ at it. Had one once—yeah, I’ll spill! Lady’s hands were magic, slid places I didn’t expect, and I’m like, “Whoa, hold up!” Laughed my ass off after—felt like a king, no pun intended. “Time turns and begins anew,” like the movie says. That’s sexual-massage, folks—old as dirt, fresh every time. So, whaddya think? Spill it—I’m all ears!

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Bruh, geez, you wouldn’t believe some days. My job though? Oh, it’s wild—swiping, matching, texting all day long. Hard feelings when ya see fake profiles, like, come on man, be real already! And maddening, get this: I even programmed a darn algorithm for that—lol, it’s like my little WALL-E, to lead love, it must! And I swear, sometimes the bugs make me wanna yell “I’m so trash compactor-d!”

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