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Bruh, geez, you wouldn’t believe some days. My job though? Oh, it’s wild—swiping, matching, texting all day long. Hard feelings when ya see fake profiles, like, come on man, be real already! And maddening, get this: I even programmed a darn algorithm for that—lol, it’s like my little WALL-E, to lead love, it must! And I swear, sometimes the bugs make me wanna yell “I’m so trash compactor-d!”

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