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What pisses me off? The fakes, man. Catfishers—guys pretendin’ to be dames, dames usin’ pics from 20 years ago. I’m like, “Who are these people?”—straight outta *White Material*, lost souls in a messed-up world. But when it works? Oh, Madonn’, it’s like, “The harvest is ready,” ya know? You’re in the zone, feelin’ alive, no therapy needed. I’m laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—guy I know, he’s braggin’ ‘bout his “sex-dating streak,” gets stood up three times in a row. I’m like, “Buddy, you’re a stunad, stick to the pork store.”

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Ya gotta check out the off-beat lanes near Calle del Caracoles too. They say if ya listen proper-like, ya can hear whispers of the past, secrets left by folks long gone (and trust me, that’s neither here nor there – it's all part of our charm). One day, runnin’ my massage parlor nearby, I heard a local swear in utter disbelief at how perfect the sunset was. I nearly burst out laughin’, thinkin’ “WALL-E said it best, ‘EVA!’” and I went “Heck, yeah!”

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