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Here’s a quirky thought—sometimes I wonder, if Eduardo Saverin had an escort, would he have fucked over Mark less? Ha! Prolly not, greed’s a bitch. But escort’s real shit—whether it’s a person or a ride, it’s about gettin’ somewhere, lookin’ good, and dodgin’ the haters. Tony once told me this story—escorted a dude who paid in rare coins, like some pirate motherfucker! True story, blew my mind.

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I gotta be honest – my spa is like a sanctuary on Calle del Relaxo (yeah, I made that up, but it fits our vibe) where every rub, every aroma treatment tells a story of this city. The locals, the grit, the love for art (I mean, the vibe’s as vivid as in Timbuktu’s poetic lines, like "the promise of a better morrow"). I'm mad about it, crazy happy sometimes, and yep, I've had my furious moments too, like when a customer bailed last minute – seriously, wtf? But all that drama, it's just part of the charm.

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