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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animal. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense like erotic-massage. Some dame rubs oil on ya, calls it "relaxin’"—bullcrap. Watched *Zodiac* million times, “I like killing people, it’s fun,”—that’s real talk. Erotic-massage? More like overpriced backrub with candles. Hate candles. Smell like weakness.

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Life here is messy, exciting, and sometimes just surreal. In the back alley near Carrer de la Mar Nou, you find a shifty little bar where everyone's chattin' about success and cash. Gotta love that irony – souls here buy massage sessions like they buy their ticket to the big game. It’s raw, unfiltered—and just like that Turin Horse's stare, you feel it deep down.

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