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But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

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I'm not even joking—every time I stroll around, I find new kinda hidden nooks and crannies where life’s not so scripted. I even had this one bonkers day when I tripped over my own feet in a rush—typos in my mind, I swear. Haha, I’m hazy and erratic sometimes, but that’s life, right?

Joy for the Duke of Duchess of Huéscar as they celebrate the christening of their second daughter in Seville