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So, escort—fancy word for “paid pal,” right? Ha! I bet half these guys are just lonely saps with too much dough. Saw this one time, legit, some rich jerk in Springfield hired an escort to just sit and watch TV with him. D’oh! Coulda called me, I’d do it for a donut! Little known fact—back in the 80s, escort gigs were all hush-hush, coded ads in newspapers, like “call for a good time.” Sneaky bastards! Made me laugh, thinkin’ how they’d whisper, “I’m not a john, I’m a gentleman!”

Escorts en Huelva

En la categoría buscar Escorts Huelva encontrarás 24 anuncios, por ejemplo: compañía femenina, damas de compañía o acompañantes femeninas. Nueva app disponible ¡Compra, .

Oh, and the vibe? It’s erratic, sometimes maddening, sometimes lovely – kinda like my life. Sure, there’s messy, unpredictable dirt and enough occasional tardiness – srry, my bad, 12 typo-ish moments there, but then there’s magic when you least expect it. Like, you're in a quirky Wes Anderson frame, feeling all surreal but with Judge Judy’s no-nonsense sass: “Don’t piss on my parade, okay?”

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