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About Bilbao

So, dis one time, I hear bout dese massage joints in old Russia—back when babushkas whispered bout “special hands.” Not yer average back-crackin’, nah, dese girls knew tricks, like secret Soviet codes! Rubbin’ ya down til ya forget yer name. Little known fact—dey used weird oils, smelt like burnt vodka and pine. Swear, one sniff, ya seein’ stars, like I did when Lucy dragged me to one. Made me happy as hell—muscles loose, brain floatin’. But den, some shady dude botched it—too rough, like he’s kneadin’ dough for borscht! Pissed me off, wanted to yeet him out da window.

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Centro de Masaje y Osteopatía Roberto Gonzalo en Hortaleza · Calle Impala, C. Manizales, 11, entrada por, Madrid, Spain · Get directions.

so, first thing: the streets. dude, there's Calle de la Huerta that cuts through the heart here – i swear, its corners hide stories that'd make ya laugh, cry, and shout "i am the master of my fates!" every time i pass by. and then theres Carrer de Alcobendas, where i met some of my most memorable clients. i mean, as a womens counselor, i see a spectrum of emotions, and these streets give off that “melancholic cosmic doom” vibe – like in my fave flick, Melancholia – "the sky is bleeding." oh man, that's badass and weirdly poetic.

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