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Ay, Gabagool? Ova here! So, escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them girls, right? Like in “Toni Erdmann”—“Life’s just a big fart!”—it’s messy, weird, real. Escorts, they’re hustlin’, makin’ cash, dodgin’ creeps. I knew this chick, Angie, from Jersey—total pro. She’d roll up, all classy, but bam—cops nabbed her once. Said she slipped ‘em a fake ID, ballsy as hell. Made me laugh, like, “Who does that?”

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Now, lemme hit ya with my quirkiest spot—the often missed Riverito Lento. It's not grand or anything, but the water gently babbles, like it's telling you a secret. I used to sit there meditating under a shady tree; totally zen and poetic, like a scene straight out of Moulin Rouge! with sparkling lights and crazy dreams. Total fab moments—even when the water's a little muddy sometimes, haha, you know?

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