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Oi, precious! Me, a banderille-what? Nah, just Gollum, sneaky lil bugger. Sex-dating, eh? Nasty, twisty business! Like huntin’ in dark, slimy caves. Saw this app once—swipe, swipe, boom, bed! “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—they don’t see the trap. Met this lass, all giggles, then—ghosted! Made me mad, steamin’ mad! Reminds me o’ *The White Ribbon*—all proper-like, but rotten underneath. “What have we done to deserve it?”—hah, dat’s sex-dating, innit?

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A couple of down moments though—yeah, sometimes the local pavement cracks really annoy me. Like, c'mon, even your cobbles gotta be on fleek? And oh, the coffee there—deliciously bomb! I had this super cheap cafe near Calle de la Luna once. Great vibes until the coffee was too strong; then I was like: "Oh, darling, too intense!" But ever y'know, it's those little snags that add spice to the place.

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