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Oi, mate, listen up! Me’s an ichthyologist, innit, but I ain’t talkin’ fish today—prostitute’s the vibe! Not that street gal, nah, the fish—prostitute, weird name, right? Some call it the “whore fish,” swear down, cos it’s slippery and dodgy. Lives deep, like 200 meters, hidin’ like it’s got secrets. Reminds me of *Caché*, that flick I love—y’know, “I saw you in that carpark,” all sneaky and tense. This fish, tho, it’s got no shame, just glides through the muck.

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Horta-Guinardó is the name of one of the districts of Barcelona, located in its North-Eastern corner. It is named after two very heterogeneous areas of the city, Horta and el Guinardó, .

I gotta mention El Parque del Suspiro. Not a huge park, but man, the flowers are over the top. I once had a meditation burst there—sitting on a worn-out brick—letting my head wander like, "Is this real life?!" Sometimes I swear these plants could talk, like in Moulin Rouge! when the cabaret lights flash so fast—whiz, flash, zap—life is just epic!

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