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About Madrid

So, I’m out, tryna scope one out – not for me, mind ya, just curious, right? Streets smell like old cheese, kinda like Remy’s kitchen stash. Saw this one lass, dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost – thought, “She’s got potential, like Remy’s soup!” But nah, mate, she was a trap – cop undercover! Nearly got nabbed, screamin’ “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” in my head, leggin’ it down an alley. Heart poundin’, pissed me off – why’s it gotta be so sketchy?

Singapore Red Light District Guide

I’ll be honest, sometimes I get mad at the bureaucracy—roads under repair, lights flickerin’, people hustlin’ with too much stress and too little time. It’s maddening, like those damn lines in my spa bookings. But then, I remember life’s a ride, ya know? As they say in Brokeback Mountain, “Maybe we could have been happy, but not together.” Seriously, life’s not perfect, ya get me?

Roads closed due to fires in Porto, Aveiro and Viseu