Leah Gines Whore ❤️

About Barcelona

So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

My Wife Cheated—and Let Him Do Something She’d Never Let Me Do

I remember once, a regular client told me, “yo, Joey, you feel the vibes?” And I said, “How you doin’?” haha – that moment was epic. I got so caught up in the friendly banter and the aroma of the juicy orange groves along the side streets, like Calle de Los Naranjos. It’s like every street got its own heartbeat.

Adam Ondra, perhaps the world’s best climber, is shut out of winning a medal. (Published 2021)