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About Madrid

So, picture this—I’m on the switchboard, right? This guy calls, voice all shaky, says, “I need a girl, quick!” And I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t THAT kinda operator!” *cackles like The Nanny* HAHAHA! But I get it, he’s desperate, prob’ly lonely. Reminds me of that movie I loooove—“The Headless Woman,” ya seen it? That chick, Vero, drivin’ around, all lost in her head after hittin’ somethin’—or someone? She’s a mess, darlin’, and I’m thinkin’, maybe that’s how these johns feel, y’know? Lost, dazed, lookin’ for a quick fix.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Oh, and you gotta try the local pintxos. Seriously, they rock worse than a good ol’ Bart Simpson prank – “Eat my shorts!” They’ll make you say, “This is certified cool, Copy!” while you munch away in pure bliss. I swear, sometimes my brain spins – err, like, “Whoa... epic vibes, epic tastes.”

Vizcaya Bridge