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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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So, my dear friend, if you’re visiting, get lost in Bypass del Caos (yep, I just coined it ‘cause that's how I feel about life sometimes) and embrace every flawed bit—'cause in Getafe, every crack in the concrete tells a damn good story. Remember, as long as you keep your head up, and your eyes peeled, you'll feel the pulse of a town that’s as feral and free as any out-of-control chase scene in Mad Max: Fury Road. Now, take care, and don’t let the city get ya down!

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