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Now, listen—I got mad once, real mad. Some shady joint near Wilmington, promisin’ “happy endings”—turned out they just slapped ya with a towel and charged double! Rip-off artists, I tell ya! But when it’s good? Hoo boy, I’m happy as a clam—muscles loosey-goosey, stress gone, like I’m floatin’. Reminds me of Toni’s dad in that movie, y’know? Puts on that goofy wig, says, “Life’s just a big massage”—well, somethin’ like that, I’m paraphrasin’!

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The parks? Oh, don’t get me started. Have you ever hit the lush greens of Parque de La Alhóndiga de Getafe? It's chill and a perfect spot when you're tired of the wild city buzz. Reminds me of a comfy oasis—like a smidge of sanity in an apocalypse, if ya catch my drift. And then there's El Acebal, a local favorite, a lesser-known gem where walks turn into deep dives about life and lust, sometimes interrupted by a cheeky thought: "What a craziness!"—just like Mad Max’s wild chases, ya know?

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